Smile - It makes people wonder what you're up to.

Funny Jokes that don't really fit anywhere else. Updated 11/04/03
Slogans, Quotes, and Odd Thoughts
Statements you might see on a bunper sticker -- or not. Updated 11/04/03
Wars of the Sexes
Yes, it's sexist (and offensive). And your point is? Updated 11/04/03
Engineers and other Geeks
We're easy to laugh at. Updated 11/04/03
On the Job
Life in a cubicle. Updated 11/04/03
The South
Hi-tech meets Redneck! Updated 11/04/03

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"If you are co-dependent, please ask someone if its OK to press 2."
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